aepicstranger:

thisretrodreamisneverending:

In physics the other day my teacher started having this coughing fit

so he says ‘I THINK SATAN IS CHOKING ME’

and I just went ‘Sorry’ and he stopped coughing

omg I think everyone in my class is terrified now.

i am still laughing at this from like twenty minutes ago

(Source: neverendingretrodream, via loving-you-cant-be-wrong)

  • me: *gets out of shower*
  • *wraps towel around head*
  • me: PRINCE ALI FABULOUS HE ALI ABABWAAAAAAA